AKALA NG ATE KO PAGKAEN EH

Isa pa sa mga kapalpakan ng ate ko eh ang pagkain niya o pagtikim ng HAND SANITIZER.
[Tama ang nabasa mo.]
Grade 3 kami nun sa Roosvelt College Cubao.
Igno lang talaga siguro ate ko sa mga bagay-bagay kaya nung nakita nyang
may hawak na cute na botelya ang kaklase namin dali-dali syang lumapit at humingi
ng kaonti.
Napansin daw niyang parang may masarap na nakain yung nagbigay sa kanya ng misteryosong liquid.
Akala nya ay pagkain yung pinatak sa palad nya.
Kaya walang alinlangan nya itong dinilaan.
[Warning kadiri ang parteng ito at marahil masama na ang mukha mo ngaun.]
Pagtingin ko sakanya......
Tumakbo agad siya sa banyo at nagmumog na parang nagtoothbrush ng 30mins.
Saka lang niya naisipang itanong kung para saan yun.
Saka lang din nya naisip kung gano siya katanga.

[Oo, korni nga] eh di wag kna magbasa ng blog ko! Amp. Hahahah
Wala na kasing maisip na topic puro ate ko ang SUKI.
palpak kasi. WAHAHA

BLOOPS. SPOOFS.

Marami nakong narinig na mga nakakatawang bagay na hindi naman joke, naririnig ko yon sa mga kaibigan ko, kapatid, kaklase, kamag-anak, kaklaseng kinaiinisan, pamangkin at sa iba pa.
Ok GAME.
Umpisahan ko na ang super JOKE nila na para sakanila eh HINDI JOKE.^^
Una, san ka nakarinig ng Basketball Team na ang pangalan ay "Piston-Rockets?!"
Note: Nung nagsabi nyan ang yabang pa ng tono niya at nagyabang pa siyang marami siyang alam sa NBA. [ Hay kayabangan nga naman]
Eto pang isa, yun parin ang nagsabi, karugtong to nung kwento nung revised team niya.
Gusto daw nyang player si "RICK" Hamilton.
"RICK" daw kasi RICHARD HAMILTON daw ang real name.
[Kawawang bata puro yabang lang ang alam]
Next bloops!
Di ko na kkwento iisa isahin ko na lang.

*New Tube [You Tube dapat ]
*Malesa [Lamesa dapat ]
*Bong Baway [Boy Bawang dapat ]
*Hang Feet [Hang Ten dapat ]
*"Ito ang Lipad" [ Sa Cossak yun, "Iba ang lipad" dapat ]
*Paepasi [ Pepsi dapat ]
*Holley Hoop [ Alley Hoop dapat ]
*"Ten lang pesos?" [ "Ten pesos lang?" dapat ]
*Pambango [ Pabango dapat ]
*Cherry Blusoms [ Cherry Blossoms dapat ]
*Hendy Men [ Handy Man dapat ]
*Avalon Zoo [ Avilon Zoo dapat ]
*Chikoshi [Chicosci dapat]
*Pisis [ Pisces dapat ]
*Traysikol [ Tricycle dapat ]
*Viagra [Bisagra dapat] Note: Ate ko nagsabi nyan! LOL
*Purfekt [Perfect dapat ]
*Lip Shiner [ Lip Shinner dapat]
*Automaclly [ Automatically dapat ]
*Beef Stick [ Beef Steak dapat ]
*Technical Pencil [ Mechanical Pencil dapat]
*Absorbic Acid [ Ascorbic Acid dapat] Note: Ako nagsabi nyan hahaha!
*MultiVitaminC [Combination ng Multivitamins At Vitamin C. Pauso Ng Tito Ko! BILI NA KYO!]

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Wala nang maisip.

USAPANG KENDI.

Hmm sino naman kaya ang naginvent nung NOUGAT at WHITE RABBIT?
Nagtataka kasi ako kung bat sila gumawa ng
kendi [WHITE RABBIT] ng pwedeng kainin pati balat?
Ganun na lang ba kaadik ang tao sa produkto nila at ginawa nilang [edible] ang balat.
Isipin mo kasi, balat na nga lang hindi pa pinatawad at nakuha pang kainin.
Eto pang isa. Yung NOUGAT.
Ang kendi na MALA-HOLLOW BLOCKS ang tigas.
Hinahanap ko nga ngaun yung instruction kung pano ito kainin.
Kung ibeblender ba,
Kung mamartilyuhin ba,
O tititigan lang hanggang malusaw.
Kaso kahit san ko tignan wala tips o hints manlang.^^
Siguro ginawa lang yun para sa mga walang ngipin.
[sisipsipin lang nila hanggang matunaw]
O baka naman ganun lang talaga yun.

NO KAIN. NO NGUYA. NO KAGAT.
NOUGAT! ^^

PAKE MO. INAANTOK AKO.

Masdan mo ang mga pasahero ng mga BUS.
Ordinary man o Aircon.
Napapansin mo?
Yung mga tulog?
OO, sila nga.
Taka ka kung baket?
Wala lang^^.
Nakakatawa lang silang tignan.
Pansin mo karamihan ng pasahero tulog.
Iba't-ibang itsura, iba't-ibang pwesto at position ang makikita mo.
May nakanganga.
May nakatingala.
May nakayuko.
May humihilik.
Saka meron din namang nagigising gising dahil sa biglaang preno ng nagmamaneho.^^
Lalo na pag ordinary bus.
Kadalasan pa nga nakalabas ang mga ulo ng mga pasaway na mga antukin na yan.
Magigising na lang sila sa harap ni SAN PEDRO.^^
Magigising na lang sila sa tilaok ng manok nito.
Talagang dun mo mapapatunayan na pag ang PINOY pagod at inaantok,
wala na silang pakialam sa kung anu mang maging outcome ng mukha at itsura nila.
At kung anu mang maging reaksyon ng mga makakakita sakanila.

"WALA KAYONG PAKE! EH SA INAANTOK AKO EH!"
-Juan Dela Cruz.

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PINCH ME! I'M NOT AWAKE! LOL

Badtrip. Argh. I have this very irritating dry cough which was itching inside my throat for a week now. Hmm. Today, I'm in the mood of talking about something that I've longed to share. It's about a dream which was kept and preserved inside me.

PINCH ME. I'M NOT AWAKE!

When will I gain confidence?
When will I be confident enough to perform?
[Yikes I don't even know if it'll happen] LOL

Well, I've got this skill [naks naman!] that I'm hiding for TWO years now.
Problem is I can sing. But I can't tell myself that I can!
It is my dream to perform live on stage. Sing in front of a large crowd.
But. BUT! I lack of confidence.

Two consecutive opportunities and chances came.
Unfortunately, it didn't happen still.
There were two bands who invited me to join them.
And they want me to be their "lead vocalist".

You can already guess what happened!
I rejected their offer.
I refused. Becccccause.
I'm confused, scared and I'm shy.
I'm scared of critism. LOL

I know. I know. I can't blame those who wouldn't appreciate me.
Well, maybe its just not for me.
You know what I mean? But It's really one of my dreams. Maybe. Someday. Soon. I wish. Haha
[gulo]

There's just one thing that I'm putting inside this head of mine.^^

"You cannot please EVERYBODY. If you try to please ANYBODY.
You'll end up pleasing NOBODY."
- Pearl

I have already composed my own songs, I think I have 10 songs here with me.
And whenever I'm bored, I tend to sing my originals. Haha^^

HOTDOG SA BUTIKA

Iba naman ang topic na ididiscuss ko ngaun. Medyo nkakatawa naman. Saka ko na tutuloy yung mga tanong sa utak ko pag may naisip na ulit akong bago.
Dito naman tayo sa mga kapalpakan ng mga tao na ewan ko ba kung bakit nila nagagawa.
Note:TRUE STORY ITO.

Ang title nito ay "HOTDOG SA BUTIKA".
Oo, nagsimula yan sa ate kong Top 2 sa klase.
May tindahan kami nuon at nagtitinda kami ng mga shakes, pizza, hamburger at footlong.
Sa kasamaang palad, naubusan kami ng hotdog at saktong dinagsa pa kami ng mga gutom na gutom n customers.
Kaya napagutusan ang ate ko na bumili ng hotdog.
Malapit lng kasi ang palengke samin. Walking distance.
Lumabas ang ate ko pagkakuha ng pambili ng hotdog.
Laking gulat ko nang dumiretso sya sa katabing BUTIKA ng aming bahay.
At kataka-taka din kung bat dun sya nagtungo. Lumapit ako para pigilan sya.
[PARA IWAS PAHIYA BA KUMBAGA.]
Pero, huli nako. Kasi nasabi na nya sa tindera ang linyang ito
"Ate may HOTDOG po ba kayo?"
Natawa ang babae. (Natural! san ka nga naman nakakita ng butika na may panindang HOTDOG??!)
Sa panaginip siguro oo. Pero in REALITY, wala.
Gamot lang ang binebenta ng butika at wala sa bokabularyo ng gamot ang HOTDOG!
Kaya sa mga Top 2 dyan este sa mga may tindahan dyan at nagbebenta ng futlong.
Siguraduhing ang uutusan mo eh alam kung san nabibili ang HOTDOG. (at hindi yun nabibili sa BUTIKA!)

BOW.

Contained AFFECTIONS. Contained EMOTIONS.

It all starts with the so-called "introductions".
Meet HIM, Meet HER, blah blah.
Hi's hello's, eye-to-eye connections.
Then you'll get the chance to meet.
Know each others name.
Then right after,
You'll start to know each other well.
I've noticed,
In just a glimpse I've lost SOME,
but on the other hand,
I've also gained SOME.LOL[ang grammar!]
a loss of ONE in exchange of NEW ONES.
Still I'm happy, 'coz I'm [really] enjoying my life
right now because of those
"new ones" that I've mentioned earlier.
Dont have much time to specify 'em all.
[You know who you GUYS are^^]

Another lover LOST. Another lover CAME.

But this time its a bit weird I may say.
I just can't explain why.
Its just a matter of loving each other,
having NO COMMITMENT at all.
In other words,
I'm in a situation right now wherein
"I" or should I say "WE" are in a state of
containing our affection in a transparent jar.

Keeping "IT" contained. Keeping "IT" preserved.

But we've already admitted to ourselves
that we love each other.
And that's what matters most.
That's what is important.
That's what is significant

According to the quotation.
it says:
"hindi lahat ng nagmamahalan kailangan may relasyon"
WELL to tell you frankly,
there's a part of me that disagrees,
also there's a part of me that just painfully accepts
the TRUTH and REALITY.
It's just not the right time I think, for US to be [ONE].
[The question is,"Will there still be a right time for us?"]
I don't have any idea. I'm confused.
I don't know if,
if we're going to contain this feelings forever. [???]
or
"how long are we going to be in this kind of situation?"
but this doesn't mean that I'm complaining.
I'm just letting my emotions burst into typing.
so I could spit it out of my thoughts
not through my mouth and specially not through my eyes.
I'm done with that. [done with the crying thing]LOL
After all, I don't have any reason to cry.
[Kumbaga,WALA LANG TRIP KO LANG MAGLABAS NG SALOOBIN DITO]
I just want to express. So that later,
or the day onwards I would feel slightly enlightened.
Less stress. Free to enjoy and laugh.
I dont want to express this "stuffs" through any other means.
But only by the means of typing. Typing out what i feel.

Yah I know its kinda korny.
Lets just put this into perspective.
Try putting yourself in the shoe of the blogger[ME] haha.^^